Bernie at the Hornbuck Tavern

Bernie is very unhappy with the service at the Horn Buck Tavern on Planet Archipelago. One, no-one was wearing a covid mask. Second, the staff acted as if they had never heard of Vermont. Third, the ale they served him didn’t taste like the Sam Adams he ordered, and it was served out of a pitcher. Forth, They would not accept his American express, nor his Mastercard as payment. Fifth, they actually threatened to have him doing dishes or being arrested if he didn’t pay and they really seemed to mean it. Had he not found three old 1950’s pennies he had forgotten about in his coat pocket he would have been arrested. Sixth, It is obvious that the workers in the tavern are oppressed and underpaid. If you are only charging 3 copper pennies for a pint of ale, then you are not paying the workers enough. He is not planning to move from this spot until he has had it out with the tavern’s owner.